earthdad:
“this is just too much now
”

earthdad:

this is just too much now

suctioning:

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

season0bakuras:

luciferfucker:

justtimelordthings:

sonicthehedgegod:

welovekatamari2005:

what if zelda was a girl

typical fake gamer girl. probably an sjw too.

if you actually played the games, you’d KNOW zelda was the horse

Really? I thought zelda was, like, this magical sword or something

she’s the pirate, you dumbasses

the real zelda was the friends we made along the way

smis-happens:
“ africanaquarian:
“Chocolateeeee! Easily. That nigga ran a good 10+ miles in that one episode. And remember when that nigga was ready to deck spongebob over his April fools prank? He’s clearly not afraid of confrontation. Big meaty...

smis-happens:

africanaquarian:

Chocolateeeee! Easily. That nigga ran a good 10+ miles in that one episode. And remember when that nigga was ready to deck spongebob over his April fools prank? He’s clearly not afraid of confrontation. Big meaty claws is close, but he seem like a nigga with a big mouth and nothing else. My leg would break his leg before anything happened. Irrelevant orange fish was shook that time when sandy caught him talking slick so he wouldn’t stand a chance.

the fact that I knew what the above person was talking about is what scares me the most

animatedamerican:
“ … brb making a playlist called Weird Songs From The Nineteen Hundreds
”

animatedamerican:

… brb making a playlist called Weird Songs From The Nineteen Hundreds

“There’s no i in team”

darkross:

postllimit:

algebratwo:

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what kinda reach

their blog name is literally algebratwo

sealedbeastnue:

stray-suh-nur:

thedefiantpotato:

maximumbuttitude:

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

wildernesswitchery:

linda-belcher:

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

teapotsubtext:

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

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